I’m not a big fan of forwards, but this one made me laugh out loud and I thought I would share. I tried to figure out who the originator was, but couldn’t…so if you read this and it’s yours, let me know and I’ll post your name on it.
The subject of the email was “Check Child’s Homework”:
Here’s the reply the teacher received the next day…
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.